Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Victor Mature and Chris Noth

I was watching Red Hot In Blue the other day, which stars Victor Mature and I was struck by how much he looks like Chris Noth, who I watch every week on The Good Wife.

What do you think?


Anonymous said...

there's definitely a resemblance, but Noth has the ineffable Irish look going.

Rea said...

Wow, I guess! It's uncanny but a lot of it is the eyebrows I suppose. Mature never did that much for me but he was even before MY time. I think Noth is hot. Funny since they look so much alike. Mom

Anonymous said...

...His jaw is now, very defined,
to be honest, it was a bit of a grind!
He squeaked and he squawked, at each little tweak,
but now he is a bird, that is very unique!

The process itself, was not very easy,
Any bird lover, will find this quite queasy!
He never complained, throughout all his training,
I think for stardom, he is secretly aiming!

"Wee Chris MacNoth", I'm sure is content,
When I tell you, that this role, was heaven sent!
He is a natural entertainer, and showman as well,
his ego is growing, "how can I tell"?

His head is getting bigger, I think it might blow,
now that, would, make a great, "wee Chris Mac" show!
Theres tears in his eyes, and he's looking intense,
oh! I see it now, theres some grit on his lens!

He is pretty good, at acting for ghirlies,
a wee wink here and there, sends them into twirlies!
The ghirlies are giddy and lightheaded too,
he blows out air kisses, and aims them at you!

His wardrobe is filling, with all types of leathers,
he thinks it is sexy and works with his feathers!
The stylist is ducking, from his requests,
for a "Rab C. Nesbitt's", string type vest.

He has suddenly developed, a liking for kilts,
swinging his butt and making it tilt!
Left and right, as high as it will go,
shocking the ghirlies, and making them glow!

Up to now, I have not mentioned much of his butt,
it's not very visible, when doing his strut!
It looks a bit lost, and kind of a small,
but remembering now, that he's near 6 foot tall!

Perhaps an injection of fat, to his ass,
will make his butt, a convincing 'A' pass!
Or, we could camouflage, and stuff in a quilt,
it's okay in his jeans, but not in his kilt!

I'll bet you a fiver, I can pull this one off,
A replica clone of the big Chris Noth!
As long as he tweet's, I'm in with a shout,
You had your chance Chris, the birds in, and your out!

Now don't start to greet, or winge, or whine,
It's "wee Chris's" shot now, at the big time!
The press is excited, at this new chris clone,
they are desperately trying to get him alone!

Wee chris is overwhelmed, at all this attention,
we will have to make sure, he gets a good pension!
The pressure is mounting, and he is standing tall,
his fans are all squealing, he's having a ball!

He started to show, an interest in smoking,
no kidding, seriously, I am not joking!
Between, his two feathers, he stuffs a cigar,
waves it around, when he's at the bar!

The problem with this is, that he is vunerable,
He does not realise, that his top coat is flammable!
A stray spark from a cig, could prove fatal, even death,
I think in the long run, I will have to buy meths!

Occasionally, I must admit,
he drinks to excess, I've told him too quit!
Drink after drink, he starts to get boozie,
this is when, he becomes a wee woosie floosie!

We all have weaknesses, "I say with a sigh",
He done me a favour, he's my wee tweety pie!
Its amazing the length, that we'll go for a bet,
"Ah life, its just a game of roulette"!

The "Wee Chris MacNoth", is the apple of my eye,
he does what he told, he is my kinda guy!
He tackles the twitters, left, right and centre,
He teeters and tweeters on the edge of adventure!

"Wee Chris MacNoth", is looking quite dapper,
he is tweeting out, amazing Scot's "patter"!
The words flow out, graceful and ryhming,
Its amazing his wee brain, can deal with the timing!

"Wee Chris MacNoth", is an amazing wee creature,
Im sure there's a film, for him to be featured!
I don't have an agent lined up for him yet,
As I was saying "its a game of roulette"!


Anonymous said...

I have thought this for years. Wow! However, I think Chris Noth is much cuter!

Anonymous said...

Always thought this too. Love both of them.

Anonymous said...

Just saw Victor Mature in the 1946 classic "My Darling Clementine." First time I saw him, I thought: WOW, he looks like Chris Noth. Then I did a search to see whether it was just me. Glad to see it's not. They definitely look alike.

Anonymous said...

There is a resemblance....and I'm a long time fan of Victor,since it was said the we also looked alike when I was 19 years old!

Anonymous said...

i always thought this so, first noticed in Sex in the City.

maree said...

thought so since Sex in the City.

Stephanie said...

I'm watching Victor Mature in Kiss Of Death and was immediately struck by how much he resembles Chris Noth, glad to see I'm not alone. Both very handsome.

Anonymous said...

It's very odd how much they look like each other maybe not related officially but maybe in his younger days Victor had a Fling with a relative of Chris so the handsome dark good looking genes got passed on.